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Remember what the Bible says about a merry heart?;) Email Address Creationism Apple: Even Adam & Eve Loved Our Products By sevvy August 19, 2020 August 19, 2020 Adam , Apple , Bite , Broke , Eve , Shady claim 0 CUPERTINO, Calif. — A team of Old Testament scholars recently hired by Apple have uncovered what they call unmistakable evidence the first humans loved Apple products.” The previously unemployed Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "Apple: Even Adam & Eve Loved Our Products" Adventist Culture , La Sierra University La Sierra Announces Exclusively Online Dating For Fall By sevvy August 17, 2020 August 17, 2020 COVID-19 , Inland Empire , Virtual dating 1 RIVERSIDE, Calif. — La Sierra University students hoping for romance this fall may have to settle for virtual flirting. As part of its announcement that classes would all be online for Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "La Sierra Announces Exclusively Online Dating For Fall" Adventist Music CDC Labels Hymnals Super Spreaders By sevvy August 13, 2020 August 13, 2020 High frequency hymns , Infection , Spreaders 4 ATLANTA, Ga. — Adventist hymnals are headed for the dumpsters after a statement released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calling the volumes super spreaders.” The CDC Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "CDC Labels Hymnals Super Spreaders" Biden , Loma Linda , Loma Linda University Biden Grills Harris On Pathfinder Pledge & Law Ahead Of Loma Linda Campaign Stop By sevvy August 12, 2020 August 12, 2020 2020 Election , Law , Loma Linda , Pathfinder , Pledge , Politics 1 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Within hours of announcing California Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden cleared his schedule to test his VP on what he Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "Biden Grills Harris On Pathfinder Pledge & Law Ahead Of Loma Linda Campaign Stop" Sabbath Observance Dilemma: Should I Pay My Taxi Driver On Sabbath? By sevvy August 11, 2020 August 13, 2020 payment , Sabbath , Taxi 5 Hi BarelyAdventist readers, I’m writing this in a cab on the way to church and I wanted to get your take on whether or not I should pay my driver. I really would rather not pay my fare Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "Dilemma: Should I Pay My Taxi Driver On Sabbath?" Women’s ordination GC Executive Committee Letter Of Warning To Biden Over Female VP Commitment By sevvy August 10, 2020 August 10, 2020 Biden , Executive Committee , Female , VP , Women 0 Dear Vice President Biden, We got the news that you are planning on choosing a female running mate. This letter is our warning to you that you are heading down a slippery slope by Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "GC Executive Committee Letter Of Warning To Biden Over Female VP Commitment" Adventist paranoia FAITHFUL: Local Adventist Labels Every CDC Recommendation A Religious Liberty Denial By sevvy August 7, 2020 August 7, 2020 Conspiracy , Religious liberty 3 ADVENTIST WORLD — Local Adventist Bill Miller has spent the last several months on social media in a bold crusade against the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Regardless of what Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "FAITHFUL: Local Adventist Labels Every CDC Recommendation A Religious Liberty Denial" Adventist Culture , Fundamental Beliefs Fundamental Beliefs Back Down To 27 Due To Budget Cuts By sevvy August 5, 2020 August 5, 2020 creed , creed creep , fundamentals 1 SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventist leaders have decided to condense the steadily-growing number of denominational fundamental beliefs to 27 in response to a push to slash budgets. We realize Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "Fundamental Beliefs Back Down To 27 Due To Budget Cuts" Adventist Education Defunded Campus Security Departments Auction Off Whistles By sevvy August 4, 2020 August 4, 2020 Adventist college , Adventist university , campus security , curfew , Tickets 2 ADVENTIST WORLD — Freshly-defunded campus security departments at Adventist institutions worldwide are holding a joint whistle auction to inject new life into their budgets. The auction Read more […] Share this: Tweet More Share on Tumblr Pocket Print Email Continue reading "Defunded Campus Security Departments Auction Off Whistles" General Conference , Trump GC San Antonio Voting Tech To Rescue US Election By sevvy August 3, 2020 August 3, 2020 Cards , Gadgets , Jam , voting 0 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Foolproof voting tech guaranteed to prevent any kind of foul play or delay in results has been identified to rescue the US general election from voter fraud. 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